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A Monday in January 2010

Contributor Biography

Benjamin Fitzgerald is a failed English major and former student of Concordia University. He hopes to transfer to Portland State for the fall semester, and is currently planning to study Russian. His favorite novel is The Brothers Karamazov. He enjoys George Jones and Waylon Jennings, loves playing Lord of the Rings RISK while drinking Diet Dr. Pepper, and (rightly) believes that La Sirenita has the best Mexican food in Portland.