Article Title

Indignant Ignition

Contributor Biography

A friend and mentor once wrote of Dylan Evanston: Dylan is verbose, has an ugly love for adverbs and a keen eye for grammatical errors. Behind black-rimmed hipster frames is a lazy prized pupil who, in addition to his textbook smarts and witty zingers, has a magnificent head of hair that every woman should run her hands through. He is too lazy to write his own bio, and this one seemed serviceable.