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Louisa Borecki

is a sophomore. She dislikes Piña Coladas and long walks on the beach. She once ate cat food on a dare. Louisa resides in Portland, OR with a friend and their pet ferret, Mumford. She is currently working on collecting her life's library, which contains about 460 books so far. She hopes one day to teach English as a second language to gorillas. As always, DFTBA.